Showing posts with label classics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label classics. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

The Great Christmas Record Odyssey, Ep. LXVI

Welcome back, folks.  Today's installment should be pretty painless. . .

Album Title A Sparkling Christmas
Album Artist:  Various Artists


So this one right here I initially came across on Amazon while browsing Holiday vinyl, but after adding it to one of my lists the price skyrocketed.  I hopped onto Discogs to see if the price was any better over there, and was fortunately able to pick up a 'champagne'-colored pressing for less than $20.  

Once again:  as gimmicky as it is, colored vinyl is pretty damn cool.

So, the track listing on this album may be one of the greatest I have ever seen on a Holiday compilation.  This is so jam-packed full of Christmas classics that you could make the argument that if you were only able to spin one album during the Holiday Season, it should be this one.  This is a Who's Who of yuletide classics, without any of what I like to call 'new classics' which usually appear on compilations like this (pieces of audio garbage like Maria Carey's 'All I Want for Christmas is You,' holiday offerings from Michael Buble and Josh Groban, everything those assholes in Pentatonix have ever recorded, etc. etc.)

I mean, just take a look at this f***ing track listing:


Yeah.  Seriously.

So, I think that the weakest track on this entire release is Johnny Cash's take on 'The Little Drummer Boy.'  As bad-ass as Johnny Cash is (he's easily in my Top Five all-time favorite artists), he sure did write some God-awful Christmas music.  But honestly, if the weakest song on your album is written by Johnny frickin' Cash, you know you have yourself a Holiday winner.   


VERDICT:  9/10 - Cowabunga! (A nearly perfect record, which loses a point from one or two less-than-stellar tracks that are still somewhat tolerable.  If I could rate this a 9.5, I would.)

- REMAINS IN CIRCULATION -


- Brian

Monday, December 21, 2015

The Great Christmas Record Odyssey, Ep. XVIII

Here we go again. . .

Album Title:  Merry Christmas
Album Artist:  Bing Crosby


It’s hard to find anything wrong with a classic.

They use the term ‘classic’ for a reason, folks:  it denotes timeless, awesome, and the idea that things that have come since don’t quite stack up to it.  Think about some common examples, real quick:  Classical Greece, Classical Music, Classic Rock, Classic Star Wars.  See what I mean?  Classics stick around indefinitely because they’re so good that they never fall out of favor with the masses, which is why most people today can still readily identify the principles of democracy, the symphonies of Mozart, the songs of the Rolling Stones, and the Millennium Falcon.

That bow-tie is straight-up gangster.
You wanna know what else they can readily identify?  Bing’s version of ‘White Christmas.’

Even if one doesn’t know who sings it, they’ve heard it.  Everybody’s heard it.  Same goes for half a dozen other gems on this classic Christmas offering from the Bingster:  they’re Holiday classics, and will be around long after you and I are both dead and rotting in the ground.

Now, this album isn’t necessarily one of my personal favorites, but it’s still good.  I don’t have any nostalgic relationship with this album, despite the fact nearly every track on here is familiar.  Growing up, this wasn’t something that was on heavy rotation in our house.  That probably has something to do with the fact that, as a kid, I was being exposed to other Holiday fare (Vince Guaraldi Trio, the Rudolph the Redness Reindeer soundtrack, the Muppets various Christmas albums, etc.)

And nobody’s ever accused Bing of making kids music.

That being said, it’s impossible to really find anything faulty with this album.  It’s a great collection of several of his biggest Christmas hits.  This dude was one of the best-selling recording artists of the 20th century, and his catalog is enormous.  As such, I’m sure there was a lot to choose from when compiling songs for this particular album, but I think the producers did well with this assortment.

Long story short, this one shall definitely remain in rotation throughout the rest of the Holiday season.  While it doesn’t achieve the higher scores of, say, the Muppets or A Charlie Brown Christmas, it’s still really good, and definitely earns its place in the pantheon of Holiday treasures.

VERDICT:  8/10 - Awesome  (Keepin' it classic.)

- REMAINS IN ROTATION -