Showing posts with label Certification. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Certification. Show all posts

Sunday, November 2, 2008

School Sucks

well, it looks like yours truly is one step closer to getting into grad school.

hooray.

i figured the threat of my temporary certificate expiring in a year was sound enough motivation for me to begin furthering my professional development. around these parts, one must take an additional 20 semester hours of additional education coursework on top of a three-year, non-renewable 'temporary certificate' (which is what i hold now) in order to obtain the almighty 'professional certificate' (which is five-year, renewable, transferrable license). from what i can gather, if i don't take 20 semester hours within the next year in a half, before my temporary certificate expires, i run the risk of losing my job.

...at least i think i do - i'm having one hell of a time sorting all this crap out.

generally i get easily confused with this crap: not getting straight answers from anyone, having to hold for an operator for nigh on thirty minutes before being told you've contacted the wrong department and they can't transfer you, losing important documentation and having different customer service represenatitives contradict one another over policy, etc. what's really, really great about all of this is that, like all other civilized businesses in the free world, the florida department of education (FDOE), whom i've been dealing with in order to get the ball rolling with my certification nightmare/grad school application, is only open from 9am to 5pm monday - friday. and guess who's unable to get to a phone before 5pm? yeah, that's right. me.

this, as you all well know, is impossible for yours truly unless i handle correspondence with aforementioned institution in the middle of my classroom. this crap gives me a headache.

if you can take away one thing from all of this, guys, it is this:

school sucks.

- brian

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Kicking Off Summer Vacation... Sort Of

its been a few days, folks. i apologize.

the last two weeks i've been pretty busy with the ol' middle school scene - saying farewell to my gaggle of teenagers for the summer, closing up shop, and finalizing grades. our last day of school this year was on the 6th, and today i finished my end-of-the-year 'teacher inservice' (i.e. cleaning up my classroom and boxing up all my crap). i am now officially kicking off my summer vacation.

hooray.

this particular summer, however, most likely won't go on record for being one of the most wild and entertaining. yours truly still has some business to attend to that'll occupy most of his potential blocks for fun-time.

for starters, i have to jump through a few more hoops this summer in order to keep my job. usually, this wouldn't be as much of a pressing issue, but since the economy is in the dumps right now (especially in florida), the state decided to hack and slash the dept. of education's budgets to smithereens. that's right, smithereens. counties and districts throughout florida were forced to lay off teachers as school budgets were shrunk. dozens were let go at my school alone and not invited back next year. as a first year teacher, i was convinced i was royally screwed and among the first to be canned. somehow, though, i managed to hold on to my job (a feat i attribute to a hodge-podge combination of sheer luck and stick-to-it'iveness) and satisfy all of the state's requirements for a career changer (i.e. someone who didn't go to college for an education degree)

alas, i only accomplished the requirements needed to be completed during the first year. now i get to start on all of the crap that needs to be completed within the first three years' list, lest i get canned then (if not sooner, depending on how farther south the economy plummets). awesome.

what does aforementioned 'crap' entail? first, i get to take this ESOL (english as a second language) course, starting monday. holy borefest. i have no idea what this class is, really, but i can assure you it won't be as much fun as, say, sleeping on the couch. this class runs two weeks, running from june 16th through the 26th, monday through thursday, 8am - 2pm.

"but wait a sec, brian," you ask, "isn't kristina supposed to be popping out your yet-to-be-named daughter within the next 12 days? and, consequently, doesn't that due date fall right in the middle of this ESOL course?"

yes. yes it does.

i mentioned this to the course facilitator already, and she was nice enough to reply with the ol' "well, you definitely can't miss the birth of your daughter, brian! its a one-of-a-kind experience!" before adding, "i'm sure it won't be a problem to give you one excused absence."

again. awesome.

babies and ESOL courses aside, sometime this summer i have to start applying for grad school... finally. i've been putting it off since i returned from the peace corps. now is the time. i hated college (classes), and i hate the notion of going back to college (for more classes), but i promised myself i'd do this and, dammit, i'm going to do it. besides, when you have tens of thousands of dollars in student loans waiting to be paid off, what's a few more tens of thousands? i wasn't paying any of that off any time soon anyway. perhaps my amassed student debt can be passed down to future generations of houghs. a family heirloom of some sort. we'll see.

so, like i was saying... i can start working on my masters and finish up my teachers' certification by taking a handful of these stupid, district-required courses at the same time. two birds i'm really hoping to beat the bejesus out of a with a big, frickin' stone. this will most likely be a royal pain in my ass, but... what the hell.

in closing... here's to being unemployed for the summer. rock and roll.

- brian