Ju-ju-jury duty!!!Oh yes, folks - the powers that be have decided that Mr. Hough should hold the fate of his fellow man in his just fists of iron. This has been a long, long time coming, and - to be completely honest, here - I was beginning to think that maybe I'd never have the chance to play God and cast down harsh judgment upon my peers.
Maybe I didn't send the judicial system a Christmas card last year or something, I don't know.
Anyway, lots of folks complain about receiving a summons from the district courts, but not this guy. This guy is frickin' stoked - yes, stoked - about being summoned to do this. I can't wait to sit through the judicial process and fulfill the ol' civil duties. Sure, the pay sucks, and I think there's a strong possibility this might end up sucking something fierce in the long run, but it'll be a nice switch-a-roo from the usual toddler-wrangling/yard-battling I've been doing for the last month or so.
Here's hopin'.- Brian
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