Showing posts with label Wii. Show all posts
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Sunday, April 10, 2016

A Hitching in Scenic... Romulus

Keepin' it classy.
Hi, America.

We had the opportunity to drive half-way across the state this weekend.  All the way down to that beautiful epicenter of culture that is. . . Romulus, Michigan.  The sort of place where you can order a salisbury steak and an omelet at a strip club.

Anyway, we had a wedding to go to, and fortunately for us the reception wasn't being held at the Landing Strip.  Kris' little cousin Alicia was getting married to some guy at a local, hate-spewing, fundi-Christian church, with a reception to follow at the local VFW hall.  We ended up setting up headquarters at Kris' Aunt Margie's house, where we had previously spent Thanksgiving, and Kris' sister, Jessica, was able to fly into town from Texas.

So the Hough girls were able to hang out with their long-lost cousins, Isis and Ben, and get their annual allotment of Minions and sugar.

Check it out. . .

She's a weird kid.  Margie had a lot of baby stuff set up in the spare bedroom for her one-year-old grandson, so of course our kids felt it necessary to dig it all out and play with it.
The girls had been looking forward to checking in on the world's largest yellow lab, Captain, next door at Kris' uncle Wayne's house.  Dude's the size of a frickin' horse.  And it's 100% yellow lab, too.
Margie, Isis and Ben playing Just Dance on the Wii.  Those kids love videogames.
Abby and Isis playing with some Disney Princess thing Abby got at Christmas from a relative.  Kids are easily entertained.
On to Mario. . .
This is where Ben camped out for the majority of the day.  Pretty sure he wore knee spots into the floor rug.
Margie and Pat's
Suiting up for the wedding (I had very little to do with any of this.)
Isis, getting her hair did.
A little granulated, but here's the Hough family.  A little cleaned up.
Margie's place (and Wayne's in the background.)
Packed in and ready for nuptials. . .
Happy, happy Kris.
Ted Cruz country.
Following the wedding ceremony (in which Abby threw a tantrum for not being able to sit next to her cousin, and just about every single person in the audience - aside from us - seemed to have a speaking part in the service), we drove five minutes down the road to the VFW hall.  We were some of the first few people there.
Table center pieces.
(LED candles, people.)
Cousins
These things were pure sugar.  So of course we let our kids chow down on them.
'Merica.
A cousin pic for Grandma Jordan. 
More of the usual (you can tell which ones are Houghs.)
Selfies

(I have weird roommates.)
Bride and Groom
The girls spent a lot of time ordering drinks at the bar.  Not sure how the bartenders felt about that, but I didn't care too much.
Gossiping
Kris' extended family spends a lot of time on their phones.
That's Kris' uncle Jeff (her dad's youngest brother.)  And here we see Abby's been given a phone to keep her busy, as wedding receptions get pretty boring for little kids after awhile.
The Maid of Honor's speech, an hour into the bridal party's drinking bonanza, was prepared about two minutes before she went on.  That, coupled with booze, made for a pretty. . . 'colorful' toast.  Needless to say, Kris felt it necessary to cover Abby's ears (a ridiculous amount of f-bombs. . . not sure how all the grandparents in attendance felt about that.)
Queens of the dance floor
Prof. Hough.
The traditional Bride and Groom's dance. . . featuring Alayna.
An impromptu conga line.  This was a reoccurring theme throughout the reception.
. . . and of course this happened.
Ben was pretty pissed from the beginning of this reception until the end (he's autistic, so large social events like this can obviously be pretty problematic.)
Ben caught the. . . whatever that is. 
After the reception, back at Margie's.  This was some Minions night light, but the kids had a riot pretending it was a fortune teller's crystal ball.

- Brian

Friday, January 24, 2014

For Hyrule

Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria
Hi gang.

Some time ago I mentioned that I was taking another EF group to France, Germany and the Alps in March.

Remember that?  Well, I'd been thinking about it more and more, and honestly - I wasn't as excited about the trip as I probably should've been.  I mean, yes, I really wanted to see Neuschwanstein Castle (however the hell you spell that), but that was about it.  Half the tour was in Paris, and I really, really despise the French.

EF Tours
So, after talking it over with the Mrs., I decided to hand over my Group Leader duties to one of the teachers that was going to be chaperoning on the tour and bow out of the tour.  This freed up a chaperone spot for another teacher - the same one that had gotten sick a year earlier and had given me Group Leader duties for the Italy trip.  It was my way of paying her back, I guess.  Plus, this way, I can now start planning for next year's epic 2015 trip. . . which I'm really looking forward to (more to come on that later.)

. . .so long as it's not France.  F*** the French.

Anyway, since I was no long going to Europe in March, I decided to treat myself to an irresponsible purchase.  The timing was perfect, too.  Recently, our Nintendo Wii had stopped playing certain games.  At first, it was just dual-layered discs like Super Mario Smash Bros Brawl. and The Last Story. . . but then nearly every other disc wouldn't play on the system:

The Screen of Death.

As it turns out, the lasers in Wii consoles that read the game discs burn out after five or six years.  This makes total sense, as we were one of the early Wii users, buying our system back in November of 2007.  So now, as it were, it was time to replace the system.

But how?

I had two choices:  I could either a.) buy a refurbished Wii system, at a tune of about $100, or b.) spend $300 and upgrade to the dismal-selling Wii U.

These guys always make me cringe.
I put weeks and weeks of research into this decision.  I spoke with relatives, friends and coworkers, I sought counsel from nerds in video games stores, and I stared at websites for hours and hours.  In the end, I realized that the overall consensus made sense:  it would be better to upgrade to a better system, that was backwards compatible (it would play all of our old games), had better graphics and gameplay, would allow us to play our games much longer than buying another old Wii system, and give us a ton of new features and games to utilize.

The problem was, however, tracking down the one I wanted.

Nintendo dropped the ball releasing this system.  It had nearly a two-year drop on the PS4 and X-Box1, but the chimps in its marketing department barely sold the damn thing, and it remains one of Nintendo's worst console releases to date.  This fortunately forced the unit drop in price to $250 for the Basic 8gb console and $300 for the Deluxe 32gb console.

Legend of Zelda Deluxe 32gb Wii U Bundle
In addition, there were two 'bundle' options for the 32gb release - a Super Mario Bros. bundle (that came with included a Super Mario Bros. game and a limited edition GamePad controller) and a Legend of Zelda bundle (that came with an HD re-release of LOZ Windwaker and a limited edition GamePad controller.)  You could find the Mario one practically everywhere, but the damn Zelda one - the one I was after - was ridiculously overpriced on Amazon  (my go-to shopping site) and unavailable in major retailers.

So I decided to play the Waiting Game.

Showing how WindWaker looks on either gaming console. . .
After a few weeks of prowling around online and poking my head into stores, I was finally able to reserve a Zelda Bundle Wii U at a local GameStop.  Yesterday on my way home from work I swung in and, for $300, upgraded my nerd gear:

BAM

Last night I spent a couple hours hooking the damn thing up, installing all the software, registering a user account, and updating all the data that was needed in order to operate the system.

Wii U GamePad
This console is much more complicated than the original, but as long as you're not completely technologically retarded you can manage it.  The system basically uses a tablet (called a GamePad, mentioned earlier) as the main controller.

The tablet's screen serves as a secondary screen while playing a game on one's TV (most commonly employed as a map screen, item screen, etc.)  However - and this was a selling point for me - if you're in the middle of playing a game and someone (say, your wife or children) want to watch something on the TV, at the press of a button you can transfer your game onto the GamePad wirelessly and continue playing as if you were on a handheld device.

The GamePad itself - and this feature especially - is practically worth the $300 in my opinion.


This process was a pain in the ass. . .
Anyway, after work tonight I decided I'd undertake the long, pain-in-the-ass process of trans-ferring all my old virtual games (old school NES and SNES games you can download to play on the Wii), save data, Miis (the animated characters you design on the Wii in order to play certain games), and other data from my original Wii system to my new Wii U system.  This process took hours, and you can tell the geniuses at Nintendo hadn't thought this through initially - this was definitely an "oh shit" afterthought on their part.

Basically the process involved installing software from the Wii U on an SD card, installing software on the old Wii, reinserting the SD card into the Wii, transferring all the old data onto the SD card, removing the SD card and inserting it into the Wii U, and offloading all the data into the new system.  If it sounds easy enough, it's because I'm omitting, like, a billion little steps that were written by jargon-freaks.

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD
Anyway, long story short, everything's up and running and the console was by far the best purchase I've made in a long, long time.  True, it doesn't have a lot of third party titles out yet, but, as an original Nintendo fan from way back, I'm not buying a Nintendo to play EA Sports games - I'm buying a Nintendo to play my favorite franchise, the Legend of Zelda, as well as other old favorites like Mario, Metroid, etc. etc. etc.

Alayna fell sick yesterday with whatever the hell Abby had last week (it was only a matter of time), so Kris took yesterday off and took her into the doctor, etc.  Today, I took the day off, and fortunately Alayna just wanted to sit around watching movies in our bedroom. . .

. . .which of course freed up Yours Truly to do the one thing he'd been looking forward to doing for a long, long time.

Saving Hyrule from the forces of evil.

- Brian