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If it's one thing I can't stomach, it's some a-hole cracking wise on my golf skills. I refer not to that sissy, 18-hole, pastel-polo-tucked-into-khakis golf you see the well-to-dos killing their idle time with. Nay. I refer to a
real man's golf.
Pirates Cove Adventure Golf.
To call this 'miniature golf' would be akin to referring to Indiana Jones as a professor. I had lots of professors through undergraduate and graduate school, but not
one of them carried a pistol and whip, combated Nazis, and trounced around the world theater collecting ancient relics of antiquity and occult. Not that I'm aware of at least.
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No, Pirates Cove is something glorious and unique, and therefore it was with great offense did I scorn the infamous
Zack Smith - co-founder of the Sausage Pad and fellow Alpha Team compatriot - when he dared to state that he would 'destroy me' at an 18-round tour-de-force at Pirates Cove. Without missing a beat, I accepted his challenge, however ludicrous and heretic it was at the time, and we made a pact to hold a duel at the earliest possible juncture.
That was
ten years ago.
Now, this week, the duel commenced.
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It was an epic battle of gigantor proportions, and definitely one for the history books. I had an early lead over Z. Smithers that I
somehow managed to squander about three-fourths of the way through the course, and so he managed to catch up to me on a few of the last holes. Alas, as the tally was taken after we completed the 18th hole, we discovered that, after
ten years of shit-talking, we had
tied.
That's right. It was a
tie. Unbelievable.
So what happens now? I'll tell you what happens now:
Hough vs. Smith 2020.
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Be there or be square.
- Brian
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