Sunday, January 31, 2016

...aaaaaaand That Was January.

2016 marked the coldest start of the year for the Hough family since 2006.  Our Floridian blood, still not accustomed to the frigid tundra of Central Michigan, has made this winter particularly brutal (despite everybody and their brother saying, "this is a mild winter, guys.")

With the Holiday Season officially behind us, everyday usualness returned in due order.  Kris and I went back to work, the kids went back to school, and time slowed down.  A lot.  While not seeming as long and dull as, say, August, January is still a far cry from the three-day-long month of December.  As you can see from the pictures that follow, we didn't do too much outside of the usual grind (which definitely stands in stark contrast with the previous two months.)

Check it out. . .

Came down into the basement to find the girls playing with a bizarro-mix of Playmobil and toy dinosaurs, chanting "SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!" over and over and over again.  Nothing creepy about that.  At all.
Reenacting Abby's favorite Star Wars movie, The Return of the Jedi, with some of her Christmas loot. . .
I forget what, exactly, she was pissed about, but one morning Abby decided to boycott our family breakfast and seek solitude instead out on the back patio.  In the middle of winter.  In her Darth Vader pajamas.
It had been awhile since I had gone vinyl record shopping, and the itch was starting to get to me.  While Kris and the girls were off visiting her mom in Clare one Saturday, Yours Truly hit up three different thrift shops in Midland over the course of a couple hours on a quest for new jams. . . 
I ended up spending a total of $12, and scored 8 LPs and three 4-record box sets (all, surprisingly enough, in Near Mint playable condition), two books, and one old PS2 game for the girls.  It took a little conversational prowess with a flirtatious girl at the register in order to get that price, but at the end of the day I was able to walk away with a pretty sound collection of plunder (mostly classical.)
(FYI - those Tijuana albums are GOLD.  Especially that Tijuana Christmas LP. . . I imagine that gem will get some pretty heavy rotation next Holiday season. . .)
The boxed sets
See that Bird Sounds boxed set at the right in the previous picture?  The records inside are slightly smaller than your usual 33 RPM, and are insanely flexible, which I've never seen before.  Kinda weird, but the kids get a kick out of them. . .
Another retro videogaming session, featuring the NES and PS2.
Dad and Cindy got me a Bose Color Soundlink bluetooth speaker for Christmas this year, and while it was the color that I wanted (standard black), I felt that the speaker could use some definite 'snazzin'' up.  I therefore bought this leather, Old World-styled case off Amazon, and the sum'bitch fits like a glove. . .
The cut-away areas accommodate all the usual plug-in areas for chords, as well as buttons, and there's a protective mesh covering for the speaker faces, meaning I can keep this thing on at all times and further protect my speaker.  To make things even more awesome, even with this protective case on, the speaker still fits in my foam-fitted, hardshell zip-up case I have for the speaker and chords.  Consider this Nerding Out at a Master Level. 
Kris recently started a new series of books with the girls as part of their nightly, wind-down, reading session:  Baum's Oz series.  The Wizard of Oz - the most prolific book in the series - is the first book, but there's, like, twenty or so books that follow it.  So far the girls are really into it, so we'll see if Kris can complete the entire run.
Our basement, on any given weekday.
The girls had a weekday School event at the Roll Arena a couple weeks ago:  Chestnut Hill rented out the entire place and the girls were able to skate around (or awkwardly try to do so, at any rate) with their friends from school.
Abby spent more time on the planks than her sister did, as the Cannonball was too busy socializing and ohmygoshing with her friends from school around the arcade and ticket-spewing games. . .
Winning some tickets with one of her friends from class. . .
Abby wasn't very happy with her sister's lack of enthusiasm for skating. . .
Kris showed up after she got out of work, just in time to get some usual scolding in. . .
Waiting for the doc at the Pediatrician's Office (they let kids pick out out a free book to take home, so Alayna scored herself a National Geographic reader about Sharks.)  Alayna had been complaining about her stomach on and off for a couple weeks, and the night before we took her in she actually woke up crying due to the pain.  The docs where we take her (I forget the name of the place) are pretty thorough, and they determined her stomach pains were caused by her switching back to dairy milk after years of drinking soy.  Consequently, Alayna was put on a two-week, no-dairy diet, which eventually cured her of those nasty stomach pains. 
Dolled up and ready for school (usually Kris takes the girls to school in the morning, so I wasn't sure if the make up thing was even allowed.  They eventually talked me into it.)
Some creepy Spanish poster at work, featuring that "know what I mean, Vern?" actor.  Ernest, I think.  Right?
Playing in the snow in the back/side yard
No idea why she's so happy - it's cold as shit out.
I had been out there shoveling the driveway and decided to have a pipe so I could watch the kids frolic in the snow like a couple of idiots.
Abby moves in for the kill, snowball in hand.  Even at close range, her aim is comically terrible.
The onset of another lightsaber battle in the basement, exchanging some Force throws/pushes. . .
(It should go without saying that this is one of Abby's favorite past times. . .)
. . . and no, you can't borrow my shirt.
I hate kids.

- Brian

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Over Snow, Slush, Ice and Grass

Lovely views await you at Overlook Park.   Or not.
Welcome back, Internet.

You know, everybody up here keeps telling me that this has been a 'mild winter.'  Like I'm supposed to be grateful for how abnormally warm it's been.

I don't know what the hell these people are smoking, 'cause, personally, I think it's REALLY COLD out.

Sure, I'm comparing this to Florida.  Sue me.

Anyway, today was one of those 'warm' days.  By 'warm,' I mean it was in the low-30s.  Heat wave for some, but for us pseudo-Floridians, it was still pretty frickin' cold out.  Not so cold as to prohibit us from taking some time today to spend sometime outside in the snow with the kids, though.  They've only been sledding once this winter, so we knew we had to take them out again.  And doing so in the low-30s is a lot better than doing so in the low. . . 0s.

Kris wanted to take them out to Overlook Park, which is a fitting name since this particular local park overlooks the scenic Dow Chemical Plant.  Her and the girls have been sledding there before with some of our neighbors, but honestly it's little more than a big hill:  I'm not really sure what the appeal of this park is outside of sledding in the winter.  I could have used more snow on the ground - the warmer weather wasn't helping the ground conditions at all - but it worked in the end, and the kids had a blast.

Check it out. . .

A discarded broken sled near a park plaque.
Kris stayed at the top of the hill and facilitated the girls' turns on the sled (we only have the one, having not had much need to buy an additional sled. . . up until now.) 
Abby runs back up after a run down the grass/slush/ice/snow. 
The Cannonball attempts a head-first ride. . .
Another Cannonball Run
You couldn't tear this kid away from this sled. . .
Post wipe-out, Abby grabs a quick snack.
Next time, we definitely bring two sleds. 
Of COURSE Alayna had to be dramatic about pushing the sled up the hill following a run.
Mid-scolding.
A solution to the one-sled dilemma. 
Abby biffs it.
Abby shows of her famous Antietam impression.
This walk got pretty old after awhile.
Kris decides to take a turn. . .
(This was waaay funnier in person.)
And now with the other kid. . .
The Antietam impression.  Again.
This kid spends a lot of time face-down in the snow. 
Another wipeout
Taking a break from all that sledding to get herself stuck up in a pine tree. . .
Noted.  Probably not a good idea to have the sledding path head straight into traffic, Overlook Park.
Farewell for now, from scenic Midland, Michigan

- Brian