The loudest impulse buy in the history of mankind. |
To the victor goes the crabs. |
. . . because if anything says 'sandy beaches and crabs' more than Florida, it's Michigan.
No. |
We went back and forth with this for years, and ultimately we decided that, in the end, having kids was a lot like having pets anyway. . . pets that you can't get rid of until they're 18. And that are much more expensive. And talk back.
BAM. |
Seeing Seloske's thirty-some-odd cats scampering about the living room, I countered with 'Well, what about a cat?'. . . despite the fact that I am deathly allergic to the pieces of garbage. I mean, besides being the Ohio of Animals, cats are fairly independent, which would suit lazy, time-constrained would-be-pet-owners like us just fine.
My cat proposal was met with equal parts bewilderment and chastising, as Kris knew I hated cats almost as much as my nose did. I guess in the end she could sense my desperation for any kind of a pet with some small degree of longevity and personality, and was moved by my willingness to suggest adopting the one animal I despise above all others. By the end of the conversation, we were discussing dogs.
. . . and that's how we ended up with Watson.
Once I got back to Florida, Kris and I set about scoping out adoption agencies, rescue centers, and humane societies for possible dogs. We had initially figured the dog could be the girls' main Christmas present, but nixed that as we became aware of the fact that many agencies down here close their adoptions for the month of December in order to prevent this from happening (their rationale being that it's traumatic for all parties involved - the kids as well as the dog - if the adoption doesn't pan out according to plan, but even worse when the dog itself is a Christmas present.)
I wanted to have the dog ready to roll by the beginning of Thanksgiving Break, which would enable me to use my seven days at home to house-train the puppy, have him on some sort of a schedule, and get him used to the kids and his new surrounding before I had to head back to work. As the weeks ticked by, and Thanksgiving approached, we honed our sights on small/medium dogs that were under 8 months old, and finally ended up with a Dachshund mix by the name of Jigsaw.
Jigsaw was a day or two old when he was found lying next to his mother on the side of the road - the whole litter had been left there, abandoned, and so Skyway Dachshund Rescue (out of Palm Beach) took the dogs in and nursed them all back to health. What was cool about this rescue agency was that they give you the dog with all his shots current, spayed/neutered, and fully treated for ticks, fleas, etc. - all crap that would've ended up costing a ton of money later on down the road. With all the preliminary stuff out of the way, all we really have to do is take him in for yearly vet check-ups, which is awesome.
Another thing we liked about Skway was that they 'lease' you the dog on a trial basis - two weeks - before filing the paperwork and depositing your money. This trial period is a nice insurance policy just in case the dog doesn't work out with the kids.
Now, Jigsaw was the last of his litter still available, so we pounced on the stacks of paperwork needed to adopt him and, two days ago, one of the ladies that works for Skyway dropped him off at our house.
The dog bonded to Yours Truly, as I was the only one home Sunday morning when he was dropped off (Kris and the girls were at church.) Following me around the house like a shadow, I couldn't bring myself to calling him something like 'Jigsaw.' While I guess there's technically nothing wrong with the name 'Jigsaw' (it is fitting in regards to his genetic make-up, which I'll get to shortly), the name didn't fit our family very well. Seeing how he refused to leave my side, we opted for a classier 'sidekick' name, and honestly I can't think of a classier sidekick than Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Dr. Watson.
Watson's really an old dog in a puppy's body - all this guy wants to do is sleep on people. . . which we're 100% cool with. |
(This used to be a fox.) |
Watching TV with Watson. . . |
The girls were pretty excited about having their very own dog - they still are - and Watson's really good with both of them. While looking for dogs on various rescue sites online, we tried to keep breed, age and demeanor in mind more than anything else. Vicky, one of Kris' homegirls, has a dachshund named Melo that she brings over frequently, and he does very well with the girls. As our searches throughout Central Florida's databases returned nothing much besides pit bulls and chihuahuas (what can I say, this is Central Florida.)
As it turns out, though, Watson - while looking very much like a dachshund, doesn't have all that much dachshund in him. His DNA readout came along with his medical records and everything else, and here's how the mutt truly breaks down (I apologize for the photo of a computer screen - I was in a hurry):
It turns out Watson has a crap-load of English Cocker Spaniel and Mini Pinscher in him. And Dalmation. . . which is random. |
Our lemons came back this year. . . nothing else did, though. |
'Look, Daddy - WEEDS!' |
You know. Dog stuff.
So yeah, the Houghs have a dog now. I'll keep you posted with updates, America.
- Brian